Special Edition - Eat, Drink, and be Married!

Hold up stop the presses. This is totally a special edition of SeeBriesBlog. I never want to bore anyone with my radical views on life. I try to keep it simple with relationship topics, my first love – music, or the holidays. I do however want to write a disclaimer – My views on the following topic are not that of the CaliRadio Inc or any of the on air personalities. These are my thoughts and beliefs alone.

With that being said, first I want to address these half ass Christians that’s wasting space in the church pews. If you are not going to live by the very definition of being a Christian- “all that is noble, and good and Christ-Like” PLEASE EXIT STAGE LEFT! Now I’m not well versed in the teachings of Jesus H Christ(Sarcasm) , but last time I checked, the bible was broken down into 2 parts. The Old Testament (the torah) and the New Testament. And there would be no such thing as Christianity without Jesus’ preaching’s and teachings. Correct me if I’m wrong but Christians believe that Jesus was the son and spoke the words of GOD? Right? Right! Ok Jesus didn’t judge! Anyone! Not the whores, not the sick and shut in, the destitute, not even the people that crucified him. Not Judas, his boy who sold him out for 30 pieces of silver. So how can you as a “Christian” sit in church every Sunday and judge somebody for what they like or don’t like? The worst answer I have ever heard is “because it’s in the bible”. Let me tell you a little something funny about the bible. The bible is interpreted as the reader sees fit. As crazy as I may sound, I am a Christian myself. I think as myself as more progressive, but I believe in the teachings of Jesus and have from time to time read the bible. I read the bible as a learning tool. It gives me examples of situation to help me grow and be a better person. I'm a work in progress. The bible is not to be taken word for word literally. Not in 2012! I’ll let you guys in on another little nugget of information. The bible is always the escape goat for ANYONES persecutions against someone else. You can twist and turn the stories in the bible to fit the most asinine ideas. As with any teachings except for mathematics. This method was used against blacks, women, other religions, bottom line anyone not “Normal” and what your definition of “normal” should be. It bugs the hell out of me that people act like they don’t have the free will to think objectively or without any outside influences. God gave each one of us free will for sure, cause clearly he didn’t give everyone common sense. In any situation just ask yourself “How would I feel?” “How do I want to be treated?” or better yet “What would Jesus do?” . I guarantee that if people judged you for things you do behind closed doors, you would have a completely different perception on life. Another great excuse Christians use is “how am I going to explain this life style to my kids?”. I think that if you have to ask that question, it says a lot more about you than your kids. It’s speaks more about your own prejudice and less about your kids growing up to become productive members of society. A society which is vastly greater than the size of your house. I think people forget that the world is IN FACT bigger than their kitchen tables. Completely ignoring that someone gay could one day be their kids boss, teacher, friend or even the kid. Or hell the kids therapist growing up in a house like that. Clearly they are gonna one day need one. So to people that use religion as a tool to degrade someone else’s lifestyle, I say to you Shut The Fuck Up! I have many more points I want to hit, but the blog would turn into a book so I’ll move on.

If you haven’t guessed it by now, I am all for gays, lesbians, homosexuals or whatever being able to marry, and for it to be called Marriage. I still don't understand what the big deal is? Marriage between a man and a women aint sacred. Not when the divorce rate is above 50%. Not with post and prenuptial agreements. Not when the average length of a marriage is 8.7 years. Not when lonely men from almost every state in the United States of America browse “Mail Order Bride” websites. Not when Woody Allen married his adopted daughter it aint. Not with reality shows Basketball Wives, Who wants to marry a millionaire, The Bachelor and The Bachelorette. Are you fuckin kidding me? Check this out! I don’t know what makes some people think they are so much better than others, that we all can’t have what they can have. I’m sick of this “Entitlement” bull shit. You aint entitled to shit. As soon as someone figures out that one thing they don’t like about you, they are gonna use it against you. Then you will be the one crying foul. Calling any 2 people willing to pledge their life to being together in a court of law anything other than marriage is fucking dumb. Can somebody please explain this to me? Someone I had a conversation with (that shall remain nameless) told me today “well what if everyone wanted to “marry” the same sex? Then it won’t be no more babies being made!” First of all, its comments like that from the people close to me that make me say “I hate a stupid mutha fucka”. If you read the blog, ya’ll know I say that a lot. Now you can really see what kind of people I’m dealing with here! That was THE most dumbest, un-thought through ignorant statement I think I have ever heard in my life. And I have heard some shit in my day. I said so you think just because gays can get “married” you are gonna want to marry a man? Because I don’t care how much a man tell me how good my pussy taste, I still aint gonna want to try it! Point – Match - Game!

My point is that everyone does not have to agree with me. Just don't force your views on me. We can just agree to disagree; but that's never good enough for some people. Those are the people that believe that their way should be law. You trying to tell me you can make it a crime for something as simple as who I love and what I do in my house?!? HELL NAW I aint havin it! Where will it stop? Science being banned from schools? Banning birth control? The elimination of the 13th amendment? I mean since we rewriting the constitution and all to define marriage. Come on!

This is an election year yall. Please don’t let the people in my family or the hypocritical members at my church be the only ones making the decisions about the way country is going to be run. I do have very strong opinions about social issues like gay marriage, drug policies, women’s rights, education and the biggest social issue to me is that American voters tend to vote against their own best interest. My Special Editions will be my views on various Hot Topics from now through November. You will be hearing a lot more from me. Stay Ready!